Tomorrow morning I will host the 4th Kyaaism church service. This is still a budding endeavor, growing and changing with each week… but for those of you who have yet to attend and are interested in learning more about Kyaaism, read on:
Just a couple of dozen dedicated worshipers were there for the first ever Kyaaism worship hour, but by the next service my chat room was filled with believers, new convertees and long-time believers alike.
Each Sunday I begin by giving a sermon, a talk on Kyaaism that will illuminate and enlighten those who wish to learn more about this budding new religion. Afterwards, I lead my congregation in what is called Holy Cum Union, a sacred ritual of masturbation and cum eating in my honor. Finally, there is time for questions from my worshipers. This is their chance to ask me about Kyaaism, worship, how they can best serve me or whatever other curiosity. All of this is free, my way of giving back to my many adoring minions.
Join me tomorrow morning for Sunday Worship!