While I had intended to get on camera this afternoon I was informed this morning by my girlfriend that we were making a trip to her parents for dinner. I knew I’d want some pictures to tweet while I was away so when I got out of the shower I took a few photos. One of these photos turned out so sexy I still don’t think you bitches deserve it. How could you fuckers possibly deserve to lay your loser eyes upon such a divine image without paying for the honor? Then I remembered that it’s not always (only %99 of the time) about the money. Sometimes it just fun to flaunt my irresistible body, showing you what you’ll never have.
Now that you’re nice and worked up: