Santacon 2013


Last night I attended  Santacon (which is a Christmas themed pub crawl) in Portland, where I met up with Ceara Lynch, Princess Rene and Shauna Ryanne for what turned out to be a particularly memorable night.

Santa says, "Fuck your cookies, give me all your cash!"
Santa says, “Fuck your cookies, give me all your cash!”

My outfit for the night. It was noted that while many of the ladies dressed as Mrs. Clause or at least a female version of Santa, I went as a “traditional” male Santa. I wonder what that says about me. Gender issues, a love of cross dressing (nate said, “Hey, I like to cross dress too!”) or a sign of my true nature… a butch lezbo who likes wearing the pants? Maybe though, I just grabbed the first cheap Santa suit I could find.

Princess Rene, me as Santa and a very lucky natebitch (who at one point in the night got to kiss my Santa boots) on our way from one bar to the next. Gotta love the Portland weather, cold and rainy!
Princess Rene, me as Santa and a very lucky natebitch (who at one point in the night got to kiss my Santa boots) on our way from one bar to the next. Gotta love the Portland weather, cold and rainy!

Natebitch wasn’t the only submale at the event. A 20 something year old clean cut young man was there who knew who I was before hand and had been gushing when he found out he would get to meet me. Several times he approached me, with quiet respect but with his eyes lit up in excitement, and told me how pretty I am. It was adorable.

Photos snapped without flash are blurry but fuck it, you bitches are thankful for whatever you get, right?
Photos snapped without flash are blurry but fuck it, you bitches are thankful for whatever you get, right?

Every time I go into Portland at night and see the iconic Portland Oregon sign I am glad I continue to live in the NW. Even though I’m nearly an hour outside of downtown Portland, it still feels like home.

The night was not even half over before I had stolen Shauna's bra. I wore it like this for the rest of the night and I still have it. She won't get it back until I see her in Vegas for the AVNs next month!
The night was not even half over before I had stolen Shauna’s bra. I wore it like this for the rest of the night and I still have it. She won’t get it back until I see her in Vegas for the AVNs next month!

Between being molested by Princess Rene, stealing Shauna’s bra and the thousand holiday-themed sexual innuendos thrown about last night, it’s was a night I won’t soon forget. In fact, I’m already planning on improving my Santa suit for next year.

While I was at Santacon Princess Nyx was here at my studio, trying to dominate losers on cam but I’ve been informed that the internet connection went to shit early in the evening and didn’t recover again until late. Still, she managed to drain a few wallets and play with a subbie puppet or two.

Next year Princess Nyx will be 21 and I’m positive she’ll go out for Santacon when she comes to visit for Christmas in 2014! It’s yet another reason for you perverts to love this time of year.


5 thoughts on “Santacon 2013

  1. Its great to see Goddess Kyaa having so much with all the other Dommes in Portlland. She really makes Santa Claus sexy!

  2. Of everything here, the one this that jumps out at me is “natebitch (who at one point in the night got to kiss my Santa boots)” ! In the words of Jeff Fortgang “Some guys have all the luck”.

  3. i was wondering how old Princess Nyx was, now i know. i love cross dressing too! Can i be you.hehe That’s how i cross dress. #cloneme i love You

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