It’s My Fucking Birthday!


Today I turn 26.

So you all can celebrate with me I’ve crafted a detailed set of instructions that will result in a global moment of birthday wishes/Kyaa-worship/perversion/orgasms. Check out the details here, if you aren’t already planning to celebrate with me tonight then you should seriously try to make the time to do so. Take part in what looks to be the start of a kinky new tradition!

Months ago I created a birthday wishlist on Amazon, which you boys have done a fantastic job of clearing even after I added aditional items. Yesterday Princess Nyx helped me film a vlog showing off some of my gifts and going over the details for tonight’s Goddess Day moment of celebration (8pm PST). It turned out to be longer and sexier than I had planned but I’m sharing the whole thing with you lucky perverts anyway!

Really this is to say a rare “thank you!” to all my fans, worshipers, slaves, subbies and pay piggies. It’s all of you who make my birthday so fucking awesome each year, so thank you!

Enjoyed that? Show me! Comment below, buy clips, send tribute, purchase gifts off my wishlists, and best of all: humiliate yourself for my birthday! When you get dirty tonight (or later today, this morning or whatever time it is where you are at 8pm PST) you need to write “Happy Birthday, Goddess Kyaa!” on your body and take photos. Then email me or tweet to me these kinky birthday messages. I would love nothing more than to check my mail and social media tomorrow and find dozens of subbies humiliating pictures, birthday wishes, and of course sales notifications from Clips4Sale and Kinkbomb.

This year I’m going to be taking it easy, relaxing all day today. I’ll play video games, watch a movie maybe, gorge myself on Godiva chocolates while my girlfriend will massages me and give me all the orgasms I desire. She’ll dinner cook for me and we’ll drink wine and eat a cherry pie with ice cream.

If that doesn’t sound like a dream-day I don’t know what would… I’m very much looking forward to it as I write this at about 6pm on the 29th, just hours after filming the vlog above.

 

PS: Check my Pay Tribute page (link at the top of the page) to find a bday coupon code that will give you 26% off your entire purchase on Kinkbomb, good only until midnight today!


20 thoughts on “It’s My Fucking Birthday!

  1. ii have been watching Your clips and worshipping You all night Goddess. And it made me very happy to read You were putting together the LEGOS i bought You for Your birthday. i will pray to my new religion Kyaaism nightly and am very happy to be in Your stable.

  2. I was less surprised by Goddess Kyaa saying thank you; if you’ve spoken to her you know she’s not a delusional person who’s living up in the clouds. I was more surprised by the fact that someone can look so good in pajamas. Seriously. Look too long and you might get a pajama fetish.

  3. Goddess kyaa looking at you in them boots am I really a loser you say I am because I can’t understand, because I think me and all your other worshipers are outright winners and deserve recognition for being what we are the luckiest men on earth to have the privilege to be able to serve such a goddess

  4. I hope you had an awesome birthday Goddess Kyaa. We are in full supplication of your beauty, your power, your perfection and your evil.

      1. wooow, Herbootlicker, please allow me to thank you for this gift for our beloved Goddess. These boots are hot and they are especially damn, fucking sexy and powerful on those magnificent legs of the Supreme Ruler of us all. Thanks man.

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