I have another public Flash Humiliation Assignment for you bitches! Recently I came across this: http://fullym.com/rubber-band-faces-are-wrapped-up-in-hilarity/ and naturally I thought, “I know a bunch of perverts who would gladly wrap their heads in rubber bands to make me laugh.”
Assignment: Wrap your head in large rubber bands to make your ugly face look even more stupid than usual. Bonus points for creativity and/or extra suffering. Snap a few photos, usual bonus points for holding up a card with my name & the date in said photos, and then submit them via email or twitter.
Supplies Needed: A few large rubber bands, big enough to go around your head. Camera (camera phone or webcam is fine) to take photos for assignment submission.
Due Date: Friday, September 6th, 2013 (Note: I’m giving you bitches more time than usual on this assignment since you have to get the large rubber bands and I want you to take the time to really experiment with making your stupid face even funnier. Send me multiple attempts and I’ll pick the one I like best!)
Reward: I’ll post your photo here on my blog and whoever has what I deem to be the best submission from this assignment will get 3 exclusive photos of me as a reward.