Something I know about old men (and many of you perverts are old men) is that they love doing their puzzles. For some it’s sudoku, for others it’s the crossword. I’ve decided that to keep your perverted minds spry you should be doing puzzles, no matter your age. Young or old, you should try flexing the muscle between your ears instead of pulling on the one between your legs.
Many of the puzzles I’ll present will be word and grammar based. Doing these puzzles will actually help you with your spelling and grammar, if that is something you struggle with. For those of you who speak English as a second language, you’ll find that this is an excellent way to practice some kinky English words.
Which level of puzzle pervert are you?
After you answer the poll above you need to prepare yourself for a puzzle marathon, if you dare! Challenge yourself, you might not realize how much fun it is doing puzzles until you are doing the kinky puzzles I’ve made for you below. Start with the sexy puzzle pictures and move down the list, timing yourself as you do each puzzle. I’m just curious how long these things take, are they too hard, too easy, or just right?
Earn an orgasm!
Finish at least 2 types of puzzles (for instance, a picture puzzle and one of the word puzzles below) then submit your time and the solution for each then you may stroke and cum for me!
PICTURE PUZZLES: These picture puzzles are sexy high resolution photos broken up into jigsaw puzzles. Click the links below and time yourself as you solve them! Remember, no wanking until you finish all the puzzles! These puzzles are perfect for everyone, even non-puzzle loving losers will enjoy putting together these sizzling hot photos. Plus, no printer required!
WORDSEARCH: This wordsearch should be a little more difficult than the last one. Once again, time yourself and note the time before you move onto the next, even more challenging puzzle!
FALLEN PHRASE: This one’s a bit of a doozy! If you don’t know how to solve these types of puzzles I suggest doing a quick search online for “how to solve fallen phrase puzzles” and hopefully you can figure it out from there.
CRYPTOGRAM: I have a coded message for you bitches, can you figure it out? Once again, I want you to time yourself doing it and preferably post photographic proof!