Better late than never! And by that I mean, be thankful I didn’t just decide to skip doing a blog post on my little staycation/visit from my Kiwi friends entirely! As soon as they left last week I was so exhausted and hung over I pretty much slept for the next 2 days. After that I had started trying to catch up with my emails, updating kinkbomb, and everything else for you losers but became totally distracted by my crazy horny girlfriend. This insane woman has been attacking me night after night, ravaging me and demanding rather adorably that I ravage her. How can I say no? When a smoking hot woman walks into the room with her favorite vibrator and demands you turn her into an incoherent puddle of orgasmic bliss there is no denying her!
So basically between the beginning of July and now I have celebrated the 4th of July, had this amazing visit from my Kiwi friends (see photos below) and fucked my insatiable girlfriend silly for a week. I am prepping now for an event in 2 weeks (in fact it’s 2 weeks to the day today!) that will destroy any doubts of the absolute power I hold over my slaves and the total devotion they have to me, plus is will give you lesser losers a chance to live out your fantasies vicariously through the ever lowly goodboy4Kyaa aka slave michael,.. but there will be more on that in another post very very soon!
Below you will find 35+ photos, some from my camera, some from my friends. My camera ran out of battery half way through one of the big days and I kept forgetting to charge it afterwards. These photos are in no way in order! Just read the little captions and you will get an idea of what I did for that week with my friends from New Zealand and my girlfriend all around the Columbia Gorge.
This is what we did more than anything, sit around in front of the Ball O Fire, drink beer, talk, laugh and enjoy the fucking awesome weather we were getting that week.
At night we roasted GIANT marshmallows…
And made GIANT s’mores! It was the Kiwi’s first s’smores so we really did it right.
There was also, of course, much grilling of meats. From bacon wrapped steak…
To steak with mushrooms, pineapple & peppers skewered for kabobs and much more!
Besides introducing them to American sized steaks, s’mores, good beer & Cajun food I also took them out for some good old fashioned ice cream in big waffle cones. This photo is great because I was totally caught off guard. That look says, hey whatcha doin’, I’m just breaking into this ice cream, buddy!
The same day as the ice cream below we went all over downtown Portland. I brought them all over & it was awesome. We posed with all the statues and followed some tour group around and harassed them til the guide person started getting really grumpy with us. Basically we had fun acting like kids.
I posed for this picture after all my friends had done a bunch of different silly things from posing like they were holding the gun or high five-ing the old guy, but after I took my picture molesting the young missionary boy they all started shouting for me to flip the old guy off…
Another day we headed out early and spent the day driving up and down the Columbia Gorge, climbing humongous fuckoff rocks, checking out record sized waterfalls, exploring 100 year old tunnels from the old (now unused) highway and so much more. We stopped at many viewpoints, hiked a few small trails, went to a fish hatchery and had a great deal of epic fun.
I also took a few random snapshots in the firelight during quiet moment on different nights, sitting in front of the fire and thinking of how weak it would make you to see me so happy and relaxed,beautiful and in bliss in front of a warm fire.
And one last photo, from a public bathroom somewhere. Berlin, this one’s for you! XOXOX